A dream job!

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.caEnglish
    16·
    3 days ago

    But there are caveats, like warm weather, tasty food and nude beaches. That’s the catch. That’s how they getcha.

    • Amuletta@lemmy.caOP
      2·
      2 days ago

      Greece in summer would probably be pretty hot. I don’t do well with heat, so that lets me out.

    • Venia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      4·
      2 days ago

      Aaaah my nemesis, [*checks notes*] tasty food. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to try and make a sacrifice for the cats.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
      4·
      3 days ago

      Ah, the nude beaches. That’s the loophole. They won’t be allowing me there.

      • Amuletta@lemmy.caOP
        1·
        2 days ago

        Europeans have a different attitude about nudity. Perfection is not required.

        • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
          2·
          2 days ago

          Listen, everybody has their limits. Europeans walk and bike a lot. Americans don’t. Hang out in an American mall for an hour, and then tell me if you think those people should be walking around nude.

          • Amuletta@lemmy.caOP
            2·
            2 days ago

            Meh, the German lady that I saw sunbathing topless in Belize was built for comfort rather than speed. And that’s perfectly fine.