“You dare to sock me, human?”
Greater Catsock
Item level: uncommon
Item type: dagger
Damage type: piercing, magical
Description: forged when an unwitting feline is ensnared by a stray sock, the Greator Catsock vibrates with the anguished torment of the cat’s soul, granting extra magical damage with every hit. The crude implement emits a loud shriek as it is swung, making it an unsuitable tool compared to other weapons of its type
Can’t tell if cat is cozy as can be and satisfied. Or boiling with rage and plotting to escape and claw everything.
from what i’ve learned from some veterinary students is that rolling up a cat in a blanket is like an off button. so not the second option
those students clearly never had to deal with my cats. the rage they feel could power civilizations for eons.
Unfortunately just biology, but, i say I’m not testing it on that commenter’s live animals
This is why experienced vets invented “interns”
Nobody wants to get cold cocked with a kitty in a sock.
