• Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    11·
    2 months ago

    That’s why you gotta hit em with the “homie”, “home slice”, “big dawg”, “amigo”, “boss”, or “friendo”.

    • TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world
      4·
      2 months ago

      They might actually enjoy those. I found best effect by using something else that they might consider diminutive. Kiddo, sport, Buck, “little man”. If they get too upset, you can always pass it off as, “oh, sorry. That’s what I call my sibling/kid/nephew” etc. Which is the same bullshit reasoning they tend to give us “oh sorry, it’s just how you look though.”

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 months ago

      Do I gotta kiss em on the lips? I’m not prepared for this level of homeslicing. I’m in too deep please advise.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
          2·
          2 months ago

          i know homies kiss homies, but homies nibbling on homies necks has me worried about vampires and i’m like almost out of toum. i got like, maybe half a gallon left? that’s not enough.