• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz
    14·
    3 months ago

    “Is… Is it food-a-clock?”

    “Very goood! Only you’re three hours late. Now get to it.

  • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    13·
    3 months ago

    How apropos that these are the two posts below yours in my feed:

  • defunct_punk@lemmy.worldEnglish
    45·
    3 months ago

    I’m sorry but if mom’s sitting all seductive like that I’m boutta be my brother’s father. Just asking for it.

    Gahdam let me hit that mussy