• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
    17·
    7 days ago

    Druid: “Okay, can you explain what has happened?”

    Druid Spell Target: “Oh, absolutely. But you need to do me one favor, first.”

    Druid: “Anything, just name it.”

    Druid Spell Target: “EXTINGUISH ME!!!”

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldEnglish
      17·
      7 days ago

      Animal: “I’m on fire, do you mind?”

      Druid: “No, I don’t mind at all.”