Warlock: my magic sugar daddy/mommy 🥰
Druid: My fursuit
I don’t think you picture druids like I picture druids
This reminds of playing 4e (or was it 5e?) when it just came out - the 2 basic healing classes were cleric and warlord.
I loved to joke that while a cleric would have to appeal to a higher power to literally knit your wounds together my dwarf would shout “rub some dirt on it!” And it would have exactly the same effect.
Draw Steel fixes this by naming its health resource stamina. You’re using up your stamina avoiding and tanking hits. The tactician can inspire you to get your second wind.
Unironically wholesome.
Druid: I found it in the woods
The best magical library books are the ones that have to be held shut with chains.
“How do I find the most powerful spell books?”
“Don’t worry. If they’re powerful enough, they’ll find you.”
kinky
There are also less powerful books that are held closed with chains just because it’s their kink
…sorcerers vs wizards…same hate…
Wizards work for what they have.
Is that why they die in 1d4 of damage?
A wizard that relies on HP to stay alive is a wizard with poor judgement.
