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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

The little spoon

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The little spoon

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.todayEnglish
    17·
    2 months ago

    As a bald man, I may consider staying with you as I suppose no hair will be licked.

    • smh@slrpnk.net
      12·
      2 months ago

      other hair may also be licked—my dog is really into beards and eyebrows. He also tries to get into ear canals. For him, though, you just need to wash off the tasty, tasty face oils. Then he gives a single lick and walks off in disappointment.

      • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        5·
        2 months ago

        My dog likes licking armpits. It’s usually only my own, but when he’s mauling you if you put your arms up and he sees pit he’s going for it.

        • smh@slrpnk.net
          4·
          2 months ago

          My partner’s the tasty one in the relationship. I don’t wear lotion or anything, he just isn’t into my flavor :(

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
          2·
          2 months ago

          Dog: PITS! PITS! PITS! [NSFW album cover… on YouTube? 😮]

    • TomMasz@piefed.socialEnglish
      10·
      2 months ago

      Their tongues are pretty rough, you don’t want them licking your scalp either.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
      4·
      2 months ago

      Presumably, you still have hair elsewhere on your body.

      • HowAbt2day@futurology.todayEnglish
        2·
        2 months ago

        You pre-zoomed correctly.

    • chellomere@lemmy.world
      4·
      2 months ago

      No hair anywhere?

      • HowAbt2day@futurology.todayEnglish
        1·
        2 months ago

        Below the belt, yes.

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