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Fighter: So uhhhhh… you gotta pretty neat weapon there.
Artificer: Thanks, designed “Ol Buzzy” myself!
Fighter: Mind if I give her a go?
Artificer: Sure, but you need any pointers?
Fighter: Naaaaaw, I can figure it out.
Artificer: *To the DM* CAN he figure it out?
DM: *To fighter* …roll me a wisdom check.
Fighter: *Nat 1*
DM, Artificer, and Fighter in unison: Hoo boy.
[A picture of a man starting a chainsaw while the blade is placed between his legs, resting on his crotch.]
Almost full circle back to the original purpose …
Chopping wood?
Their first use was as a surgical tool.
If only …
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Makes your wish you had aphantasia
:>
Makes me wish there was an English word for “Schadenfreude”
If Distractible has taught me one thing, it’s that chainsaws belong in crotches apparently
New bottom surgery just dropped
It’s not the only thing that dropped
This is still pretty dumb, but as long as the chainsaw’s clutch isn’t somehow stuck engaged, then just starting the saw won’t spin the blades
Seems kinda like pointing an “unloaded” gun at yourself.
For the purposes of safety, always assume the gun is loaded…and always assume a chains will be engaged.
“As long as the safety is off it isn’t really dangerous to give your kid a gun” 8 times out of 10 this will turn out fine, 1 times out of 10 you get a hole in your house, and 1 times out of 10 someone gets shot 🤷♂️
That sounds like a prime opportunity for the fighter to make chainsaw noises and swing it around like a sword, potentially denting it. Tell the artificer player that it’ll take seconds to get it working in a pinch, but the character can be fixing it up for as long as they want to milk it.
