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Fighter: So uhhhhh… you gotta pretty neat weapon there.

Artificer: Thanks, designed “Ol Buzzy” myself!

Fighter: Mind if I give her a go?

Artificer: Sure, but you need any pointers?

Fighter: Naaaaaw, I can figure it out.

Artificer: *To the DM* CAN he figure it out?

DM: *To fighter* …roll me a wisdom check.

Fighter: *Nat 1*

DM, Artificer, and Fighter in unison: Hoo boy.

[A picture of a man starting a chainsaw while the blade is placed between his legs, resting on his crotch.]

  • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.netEnglish
    28·
    3 months ago

    This is still pretty dumb, but as long as the chainsaw’s clutch isn’t somehow stuck engaged, then just starting the saw won’t spin the blades

    • Zagorath@aussie.zoneOPEnglish
      31·
      3 months ago

      Seems kinda like pointing an “unloaded” gun at yourself.

      For the purposes of safety, always assume the gun is loaded…and always assume a chains will be engaged.

    • MTK@lemmy.world
      3·
      3 months ago

      “As long as the safety is off it isn’t really dangerous to give your kid a gun” 8 times out of 10 this will turn out fine, 1 times out of 10 you get a hole in your house, and 1 times out of 10 someone gets shot 🤷‍♂️