• Godric@lemmy.world
    41·
    3 months ago

    Or the cat could secretly be a wicked witch, who then vows to make an evil AI to contact aliens in order to slay all humans in revenge. Who knows what monstrous things could happen as a consequence of getting a cat wet???

    • saltesc@lemmy.world
      11·
      3 months ago

      I never thought of it that way.

      battle snare drum to a montage of buying Super Soakers, ending with a one-liner to camera…

      …It’s time to get some pussies wet… and witches. But mainly the pussies because the aliens. Damn it, I ruined the one-liner.