• AlexisBlackbird@lemmy.caEnglish
    38·
    3 months ago

    We started with a “zero paw rule” for tables. Our cat, ever the rascal, started to sit on our laps with his front paws on the table propping himself up. It was so cute we had to change it to “two paw rule”. That, of course, turned out to be a legal slippery slope.

      • AlexisBlackbird@lemmy.caEnglish
        4·
        3 months ago

        I like to think he just wasn’t smart enough for granularity, but he probably had us all fooled.

  • Optional@lemmy.world
    13·
    3 months ago

    Am Cat. Will touch the forbidden. You are hepless hoomin.

  • DrSleepless@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    3 months ago

    Tell him he isn’t allowed to grab a beer from the fridge