• Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldEnglish
    32·
    7 months ago

    Let’s go meta. There’s a Ministry of Chelonism whose remit it is to send teams of interdimensional agents to prevent fantasy settings from becoming too self-aware and ironic, because that would cause them to interact with the Discworld and destabilise their reality.

    They constantly muck it up, leaving a trail of universes with retconned cosmogonies and unhinged cosmic geometries.

    • CheeseNoodle@lemmy.worldEnglish
      22·
      7 months ago

      The worst being that one incident where they left an entire universe in a state where every single particle is governed by the uncertainty principle but only when no one is looking.