Y’all cat is broken. Mine will sit on my lap and purr uncontrollably, emitting dopamine-releasing frequency. They know how to control us, always 4 step ahead.
My cat wanders around hissing at anything that moves and threatens the family all day. She’s a devil, except for when she isn’t. That’s at the same time every day, first thing in the morning. She gets on my lap and gives me love and won’t leave me alone or stop following me. Around 10:00 though, every morning, she’s right back to contemplating the murder of every other living thing in the house.
Y’all cat is broken. Mine will sit on my lap and purr uncontrollably, emitting dopamine-releasing frequency. They know how to control us, always 4 step ahead.
My cat wanders around hissing at anything that moves and threatens the family all day. She’s a devil, except for when she isn’t. That’s at the same time every day, first thing in the morning. She gets on my lap and gives me love and won’t leave me alone or stop following me. Around 10:00 though, every morning, she’s right back to contemplating the murder of every other living thing in the house.