Dunno if serious, but there actually is a fanny pack with this design! You can find it on AliExpress, search for “Kurt Geiger fanny pack”. It looks like at least three different vendors stock it right now. Happy hunting!
Howdy! My own egg cracked just a few months ago, so a lot of this is sooo familiar. Definitely yes, like Ada said, what you’re feeling is perfectly okay and normal! I have no advice to give other than to remember to be kind to yourself.
Awwww good kitty!!