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Wow Amazon Prime and Nestle. I know I shouldn’t shame my fellow captives, since I’m sure I’m doing something that another person would find reprehensible

Me befriending the extravert at work

Schnnnaaw what du we have heres

This. My partner (love) used to use all these excuses with her friends out of guilt for not having a “good reason” for not wanting to go to something… ohhh what a tangled web we weave I’d say as she left a fib for why she couldn’t go out to a concert after working two weeks straight. Invariably she’d go for a casual walk with another friend and get caught in her web of lies after someone saw her.

A minor faux pas, but so much stress just to avoid admitting you don’t feel like it.

Anyway she’s much better now. I’d like to think some of that is my being a radically honest judgemental misanthrope rubbing off on her.

She has like several of orders of magnitude more really good friends than me though, so I could definitely benefit from letting some of her rub off on me, too.

As a misanthrope I feel this so strongly.

This is also why I’ve stopped giving excuses and just say I’m not feeling like it. You can’t really argue with feelings—not by solutionizing, anyway.

Babe wakeup, new meme template just dropped

Toof

Excellent shot

Those things are real??!

That’s so great that you’re in a spot where you can feel happy. I’m cis and it took me a long loooong time to get there (occasional happy moments), so double congrats to you.

oh shi–

Me waiting for my date (we’re planning to eat a watermelon in the park).

Most excellent teefs

Me telling my boss about my weekend

Wow that really is a fun fact!

Uh, link??!? Or is it only on paper?

Where scrolling cat

Am I being called out?

They won the lottery.

My sister always picked those lol just troublemaking groblins

Down unda