Located on Deck 6, Room 2054. Mass evacuation site for decks 5-10.
I’m someone’s favorite.
I worked at a sporting goods store that sold guns and athletic apparel during the Colin Kaepernick/Nike deal, and the amount of people coming in to BUY Nike clothing and some ammo to shoot it with…
I wonder if it ever clicked for any of them that they’re still buying Nike and more importantly, they’re giving free advertising every time they upload a video to facebook to show all their buddies how they owned the libs today.
To give the illusion that fate was on their side.
I make a point not to kill my players unless they make a habit of doing dumb shit, or it’s “almost” happened a couple times already.
Especially if I get several good rolls or they get several bad rolls in a row.
The game should be fun for everyone, and if even one player goes home upset with the session I will have considered my night a failure as DM.
Not that I consider it a failing or even “bad” if someone else kills off their players. Everyone has different expectations from games and I’ve seen fantastic role playing of deaths before.
One player ripped their heart out of their own chest, chugging a health potion to stay alive long enough to place it in their spouse who had just died died, and another player healed the spouse.
They asked me if I would allow that and honestly it sounded cool enough that I was all for it.
Someone clearly wants a visit from the anti-meta-gaming Tarrasque.
Guess we’d be seeing how well they can fight a fire in the station, or their vehicles.
I think I’d be getting arrested if I saw “firefighters” (in this instance a bunch of fatasses LARPING as firefighters) standing around my house ignoring it because apparently there’s no real station nearby. Because if nobody moved the truck to help and I had something large and heavy available, I’m swinging. Or flooring my truck into the side they’re standing on.
Yes, I would absolutely be unhinged in that scenario and I don’t feel bad for any bad thing that happens to people who have the ability to help, but do nothing. I don’t give half a shit what their reason for not helping was/is/ever will be. You could have helped. You did nothing.
So you’re saying the wizards and dragons are coordinating their efforts in an attempt to keep scarcity artificially high?
I KNEW IT
You know, you would think if we know enough to know what a bowl of petunias is thinking, we should know a lot more about the universe than we do…
The tapestry of magic begins to unravel, the falling rocks all turn to rolls d100 and checks chart 15 acid arrows fireballs, 6 lightning bolts , 8 icy spheres, and 2 fireballs. And a Tarrasque (and rather exasperated bowl of petunias) fall from 50,000ft to land on top of you.
E: and fireballs
I encourage private messaging or note passing for private conversations.
Most of the time if I’m at a game, I have 4 or 5 different chats going since the DM should be included in any conversation (about the game) anyway, and if needed we can toss up another when someone else is brought into the convo or someone leaves.
Personally I hate meta gaming and you can only bust out SCP-682 ( Anti-Metagaming-Tarrasque) so many times before giving up on some people. And I personally know I struggle internally with meta gaming. If I overhear something critical, I can’t just unhear it. And there’s no way of knowing if I would have figured something out or behaved in a certain way if I didn’t know the thing. So how I act from then on feels unnatural purely because I’m always judging myself “would I do this if I didn’t know?”
It’s easier to split conversations up so only those who would have been part of it will know
Of course if anyone wants to share the contents of a private conversation, go right ahead. But they have to wait until then.
I wonder if he actually thought he had a chance.
Like, does anyone really think they have any sort of possibility of being elected?
Against someone who wouldn’t hesitate to bomb entire apartment complexes to try and pin it on an opponent? Or who doesn’t hesitate to outright have people black bagged?
I remember the Beltnado!
What ultimately made me try the game was the tube launcher thing you can put in a circle, surrounding it with other tubes, to speed yourself up to some insane amount and at the last layer it straightens and points upward to launch you some crazy distance across the world.
Maybe someday I can make a nice laid out base, but I’m a big fan of spaghetti.
Tried timberborn and against the storm, they’re good but not for me.
Satisfactory is a good one but my laptop overheats even when I have it on a fan so I gave up on it.
I’m very into base building games in general.
I think it started with Command and Conquer, and blossomed from there.
I’m currently playing valheim and having no fucking clue what I’m doing, but I’m enjoying myself.
My colonists on mars, Rim world, settlers in fo4, and the DRG dwarves will have to wait.
And I want to try out Ixion? but my laptop sucks so I’ll have to wait until I get a desktop or something.
ROCK
AND
STONE
I cast fireball.
“are you sure? Your house is withi-”
I CAST. FIREBALL.
At 2am, who’s gonna blame me?
How did they even get to that island with their respective MASSIVE BITS weighing them down?
Jesus I can’t imagine what it would have felt like knowing you were definitely going to die very soon after this.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй, indeed!
Removed by mod
“Russian officials hold PR party that allows them to claim they elected putin, ignore any exploding apartment buildings you see, comrade.”
WW2 was very, very toned down in every aspect of my formal education.
Basically the only war crimes we learned about was “Germany starved Jewish people and worked them to death”
But holy shit that’s just the surface level.
It wasn’t just jews, it wasn’t just death camps, it wasn’t just Germany and it wasn’t just starvation.
If I had learned everything, I’d have had nightmares about humanity.
I was literally taught this in schools, " the first victim of Nazi Germany was Austria who was annexed against their will."
It wasn’t until after highschool with me getting more into ww1/2 history that I found out that was total bullshit.
“anschluss” was just a word nobody would explain to me from the Sound of Music. Watching that movie was somewhat different afterward too, since a lot of references went over my head as a kid.
Yeah but I don’t want to be pretty all the time, so… checkmate, atheists?