Today I found a kitten and, luckily, I had a kitten-sized chair to put it in.
Today I found a kitten and, luckily, I had a kitten-sized chair to put it in.
Now you have two trolls. Like starfish.
Make sure the new head sees you first, then it’ll think you’re its mommy. Repeat until you have an army of trolls to take down the first head (and its new body).
Edit: it’s -> its
Says right beneath the infographic:
“Blue Cheese fact” from “the LaVey Salad Dressing Test”, The Satanic Witch, 1971
Fun fact, the chants in that movie are the same words, just different chant tones.
“Merciful Lord Jesus, grant them rest”
When the monks are smacking themselves in the face, it’s a very mournful tone (fitting, since these words come from the Requiem, or funeral mass).
Monks: “Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem” *smack* “Pie Jesu Domine” *smack* “Dona eis requiem” *smack* (repeat
And when the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is being brought forth, it’s a call and response chant with a much more triumphant tone (which doesn’t fit the words, but is comical):
Call: “Pie Jesu Domine:”
Response: “Dona eis requiem!”
(Repeat)