My backstory is 12 pages, but I wrote it in very big letters and I used chalk and smudged it quite a lot

That looks great! You know, I’ve never actually played a TTRPG set with the kind of technology that would be right for star forts, but I want to know what’s out there now

This is a common issue, but it can be resolved by the sound of a treat bag shaking

Hit points are a resource and I am no hoarder

It’s a lovely feeling knowing they trust and feel safe enough around you for that

The correct way to hide as a bard is to convince the guards that you’re one of them and that the rogue knocked you out and stole your uniform to impersonate you

Also light sea gray is darker than sea grey and medium sea grey, and light ghost gray is darker than ghost grey and dark ghost gray. OP what is going on here

Hah, good point. “US light grey” is on there too. There’s a transatlantic exhange program going on for unsaturated paint

Deeply upsetting that we have two more names than greys here and one of the greys still didn’t get a name

Okay I might actually try that with my cat, he likes to investigate my phone already

Someone recommend me cat games so I can install them for him

Every so often there are still stories that get enough traction to make the news of elusive big cats being spotted here (though I’m in Scotland rather than Ireland). We have also had a few real instances of non-native big cats (as in, cats substantially bigger than a house cat, not necessarily genus Panthera) being released intentionally or unintentionally that no doubt help fuel the stories, including a couple of lynxes earlier this year that are thought to have been someone’s personal attempt to reintroduce them to Britain

The “caught shee” pronunciation is for the singular cat sìth or cat sí rather than the plural form given in the image

Are you able to tell the two black ones farther from the camera apart consistently? The other three all have distinguishing features but those two look like carbon copies of each other, even down to the expressions om their faces

(all five are beautiful though)

The Seal of Solomon. Solomon’s signet ring, given to him by God, is supposed to have granted him a bunch of supernatural abilities, one of which was the ability to command things like devils and jinns. I think the story is only part of specific mysticist beliefs within the Abrahamic religions and not in any of the main texts, hence the GM having to check their books for it

LOT: Look I know we didn’t get the hint very quickly but I think sending angels to literally handhold us out of the city might be too much railroading for me.

GM: Alright, I’m sorry, I just… I spent all afternoon planning stuff in Zoara.

EDITH: Hey, I know they said not to look back, but I want to look back. They’ll never notice.

GM: You sure about that?

EDITH: Let me enjoy seeing Steve get divinely smote at least

GM: Alright, roll a Con save

EDITH: Con save? To look without the angels noticing?

GM: It’s not about the angels

Then you should capitulate to those demands immediately

To be fair that still doesn’t prevent you from kicking arseholes out of the group. I run games for randoms on Discord and will absolutely tell people to either remember that we’re all here to have fun or to not bother coming back. That said I do recognise that it can be difficult to find groups sometimes and that can push people to have lower standards than they maybe should

He did

TTRPGs with no potential for unexpected failures are improv storytelling. Also a valid hobby, just, like… a different one

I have never seen a cat look so much like one of those worm-on-a-string toys