I don’t like politics in ttrpgs because that means less time SMITING and more time with boring words. Unless the politicians are secretly vampires, then I can keep SMITING.

NO TALK ONLY SMITE.

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Not YOUR intent. The word’s intent. The meaning the words impart. If you read ‘eat shit’ you know it means to eat shit, not that it makes you want to eat shit.

Nah, it’s the intent of the words not the words themselves. If you have an understanding of the words then you naturally supply the intended intent.

I was in an all guys group but then the DM and 3 of the guys had kids so it ended.

I imagine there’s a lower percentage of trans players outside of these online spaces

Fantasy world names: scadrial, Pallimustus, Vulcan, Tatoine

Real planet names by locals: Dirt

Ah yes. The Jack of all trades master of none approach. Well I guess we’re the masters of smiting

That’s a semi abserd front line multi-class

Wouldn’t that character get super nerfed fast? Even at an even split of class levels you’ll be half the class level of the rest of the party, with only hp/proficiency keeping up.

Baldur’s gate didn’t really introduce them. It was a house rule so common it may as well been an optional rule.

Nah, too much overlap with androgynous

claims not to know what men like

Owns bleyblade

Does not Compute.

Yes

Guess what I named an Underground Warehouse

If the throat of a Kraken is anything like a shark you’ll be taking A (dm specified) LOT of bludgeoning damage each turn. Good luck on those concentration saving throws.

26 words. “He’s” is two words.

What does old school RuneScape have to do with tabletop games?

Bear totem barbarian bbegs are the bane of every party. Fireball? So that’s 26 damage… Halved.

Insert generic sports banter about needing help to watch team that is not the team I am a fan of here

I want the first one but with high magic. Do you know how compelling the story can be when you’re fighting racist oppressors who have access to ‘Wish’?