Boomer Humor Doomergod

So does that mean whatever universe this is is non-relativistic?

Put your hand in the box, Paul Atreides

The odds that the employee is, in fact, cis are pretty high

The WFH gave it away. I have a similar setup and it makes me look real professional even if I’m naked from the waist down.

That ring light is going to make your cat look amazing on Zoom

The shitty person ends up with Daphne written all over them like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar

I’m jealous because I love my kitty and my hammock but my kitty doesn’t love my hammock. You’re so lucky!

On a very special episode of SpongeBob: a new mayor comes to town and insists that sponges can’t be squares. Bikini Bottom rallies around SpongeBob and throws the mayor into Goo Lagoon

Lots of detail and depth of field to capture and it’s adorable? No, there is no better test subject.

I used to live alone in a drafty old farmhouse and my kitty would be all bundled up with me under piles of blankets and it almost made it worth it to see my breath when I woke up in the morning.

Now that I’ve got a fiance and the money to afford it I keep it nice and warm, but I miss my cuddlebug.

Time to fly two pride flags

I know it’s hard but so are you and so am I and we’ll pull through together

Filing your cat taxes early I see

I bet they’d have worn sweaters if they knew they looked that good

Looks like Daisy

Thank your cat for reminding me I’ve got an Edmund Fitzgerald in the fridge.

This will be the conflict that tears the fediverse apart

Ned is a goddamn hero

Some say there are pirates to this very day, and that they sail a sea that holds no water