If your limbs weren’t so hairy, your cat wouldn’t confuse them for a companion.

I’m sure she’s excited about mace

imagine my delight when I started to notice every time I whistled a song, my cat would appear. And then I did it on purpose to test my theory, and indeed my cat who loves being alone & hiding, would come to me every time I whistled.

But why would they destroy it? I thought people liked that stuff.

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He really is smart and he really is an ass.

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Low-res vomit and drool stains on a flower pillow.

I suppose the two on the left and the one on the right cost less in food and veterinary bills.