• SquigglyEmpire@lemmy.worldEnglish
      7·
      1 year ago

      Which is terribly underperforming when you consider how many more dogs exist in proximity to humans compared to hippos. If a prankster wizard suddenly conjured a few million hippos into homes around the world you can bet they wouldn’t settle for merely snuffing out 50x-70x more humans. On the upside, they’d definitely chomp a lot of people we don’t like too

      • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        1 year ago

        I honestly don’t know what the big deal is. I saw hippos in lots of homes growing up. All they wanted to eat were marbles.

        • SquigglyEmpire@lemmy.worldEnglish
          3·
          1 year ago

          I encountered that a few times growing up too, I’ll never forget the ravenous way they murdered every marble they saw without a hint of concern for the devastated marble families left behind .

        • shinratdr@lemmy.caEnglish
          1·
          1 year ago

          No, they live mostly off the crumbs of peanut butter on toast.

      • Freefall@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        1 year ago

        Which is terribly underperforming when you consider how many more dogs exist in proximity to humans compared to humans.

        the “do better…” energy of this comment 🤣