Delicious in Dungeon had a running joke where the dwarf kept thinking the halfling was a child and complimenting him for “being so skilled at his age”. Eventually the halfing gets frustrated and says he’s 29 to which the dwarf and elf reply “oh so you are a child”.
40 years old Cabbage:
That was one the best scenes in the show. If there’s one scene that captured the show’s essence, it’s serious yet irreverent tone, that’s the one.
Didn’t humans use to live thousands of years in our ancient stories?
People lived hella long in the early parts of the Bible, though IIRC, Methuselah, who was the longest lived, was only about 900 or something. But I guess he also never technically died? It just says he was taken to heaven.
Not those fancy tales, I mean the mesopotamian kings who used to live for thousands of years.