That’s why he’s building out magic-tech that can cyborgify(steampunkify?) animals.
Just because towns don’t want rats equipped with eldritch cannons, flamethrowers or healing pulses isn’t his fault. Its a stepping stone to putting those things on people.
Unfortunately, your Artificer has accidentally ended up with a sworn enemy: a blue were-hedgehog with a need for speed and a taste for sausage sandwiches topped with chili.
My Artificer wants to help people.
That’s why he’s building out magic-tech that can cyborgify(steampunkify?) animals.
Just because towns don’t want rats equipped with eldritch cannons, flamethrowers or healing pulses isn’t his fault. Its a stepping stone to putting those things on people.
Unfortunately, your Artificer has accidentally ended up with a sworn enemy: a blue were-hedgehog with a need for speed and a taste for sausage sandwiches topped with chili.
I now need to find a way to shift out the Hermit Crab that turns into his Eldritch Cannon for a mysteriously blue Hedgehog with attitude.
The only thing that can stop a hedgehog is another, edgier, hedgehog.