Show ContentCourtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone18·1 day agoPoor upper. Assuming I can actually save the Lil one, always save the dog. And then use my newfound fame for being the woman who risked it all to save a puppy from a volcano to fund HRT. In my head, there’s news crews filming the whole rescue and the puppy was doggnapped from a rich couple who are extremely gracious.
Show ContentRachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.com3·16 hours agoThen then the rich lesbian couple adopts me as a dog! Yayyy :3
Poor upper. Assuming I can actually save the Lil one, always save the dog.
And then use my newfound fame for being the woman who risked it all to save a puppy from a volcano to fund HRT.
In my head, there’s news crews filming the whole rescue and the puppy was doggnapped from a rich couple who are extremely gracious.
Then then the rich lesbian couple adopts me as a dog! Yayyy :3