The open window is right next to the patio door. Still everyday, “LET ME IN! LEEEEETTTT ME IIIIINNNNNNNNNN!”

The real problem is cat being outside in the first place

8 year old me: That note is a clear invitation to knock and run

“I’m a cat. I don’t use the side entrance like some commoner, and my silly humans need to be reminded of this fact rather frequently. Do be a good fellow and ring that doorbell for me nice and long, would you? There’s a good lad.”

Me: In or Out?

Cat: Yes

People train dogs. Cats train people.

pleaseleash your cat’s…