• phar@lemmy.world
    381·
    16 hours ago

    He wouldn’t do that if you were not wearing socks with slides. He’s trying to help you before you end up with a mullet.

  • schmorp@slrpnk.netEnglish
    35·
    17 hours ago

    Lots of love, much nom nom. My cat insists it’s a love language. I’ve drawn the line at drawing blood. A normal, healthy relationship with a pet.

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
      20·
      15 hours ago

      I feel like most people would also bite far more if they didn’t have opposable thumbs and were walking on all four extremities.

      We often forget: for most animals, their mouth fulfills the same function as our hand.

    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
      10·
      14 hours ago

      Is that why they bite me in the nose when I’m sleeping? They’re not trying to wake me up, they think I’m dead?!

      • islandcoda42@lemmy.zip
        12·
        14 hours ago

        Just getting a little taster nibble to see what kitty wants to start with❤️

  • shawn@thagoat.orgEnglish
    14·
    16 hours ago

    The void careth not for mere mortals