DM Ron when the players try to argue with his interpretation of the rules:

sometimes i just roll dice randomly :)

for fun :)

i always make that face when i do

I love a realistic chance of mortal danger for my character, it’s exciting! Like a tense scene in an action movie but there’s no such thing as plot armor. Anything could happen! The rest of my group doesn’t feel the same

My players like imagining insane cruelty ahead of them. I say three words, then sit there looking like this for five minutes as I listen to them write their own doom.

I usually don’t do the terrible things they imagine.