what fucking world do dwarves have no ass

Right? It’s clearly stated in the lore about what they bring to the party.
i think the dwarves are so hairy you can’t tell. like longhair kittens and tribbles
It’s like Squirrel Girl. You think she has a massive badonkadonk. But it’s really just her tail stuffed into her pants.
That’s gotta be uncomfy as hecc. Any Squirrel Person worth their salt would probably have some furgonomics applied to their clothes to let that tail swing free.
You can tell if you knit your ass hair into a braid.
Question about dwarf ass hair beard braids (that is a clause I never thought I’d think). Does that come from on top of or between? Or heaven forbid both?
Definitely both
TheYoungerWhatelyDaughter’s world, I’d assume
No damn way dwarves aren’t cheeked up. They literally spend all day carrying heavy loads and mining. They’re just short and covered in gear so you aren’t blinded by their majesty
Deep Rock Galactic taught me that much. 😤
Except Konsi. She’s just fabulous.
Elf…no ass
Excuse you…

part of what i love about orcbarbies’ artstyle and worldbuilding. she makes hella spicy stuff, but it’s consistent within her world, and each race (primarily orcs and goblins) has its own unique gender characteristics. also they’re all hot as fuck.
i wouldn’t really describe the characters as androgynous, but they do stand outside traditional gender norms.
If you’re dwarf women don’t have beards you are doing it wrong
Dwarf women do have beards. They’re just… lower.
Do they mean anatomy?
No, they don’t
nope. androgyny. guess how angry people get when your nonbinary dude is a fat guy who is angry back with a beard and nonmasculine tits.
What?







