• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    “You feel strangely compelled towards the text and begin to read it in a sonorous chant”

    “Up pup pup! Check my character sheet, I’m illiterate!”

    “You said you were playing a journalist who could speak seven languages.”

    “A photojournalist! I’m illiterate in all of them.”