• kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    28·
    3 months ago

    Should have kept it in a jar. That would shut them right up.

    • While that’s not really an option for such surgeries since its tissues are used generally, some people do get dildos that are replicas of their dicks before getting the surgery, so that’s a viable option!

  • tracelr402@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    20·
    3 months ago

    I was there when it was removed but I don’t remember it because I was fortunately under anesthesia at the time

    • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      15·
      3 months ago

      It doesn’t intrude into one’s mouth the same way. Also, it’s way funnier to say suck my dick when I don’t have one. “I will make you suck a dick I don’t have.” So powerful.

      More seriously, I think it goes back to masculine behavior and people being labeled as active and feminine behavior and people being labeled as passive. Due to that cultural connotation, “suck my dick” is seen as more active and therefore more powerful.

  • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.orgEnglish
    7·
    3 months ago

    I have very much taken to saying eat my cunt/ass, despite not having a cunt (yet?), but suck my dick does hit hard as well. Use the words that express yourself in the way you want to

  • Ex Nummis@lemmy.world
    4·
    3 months ago

    Technically, this is the only way to eat the “entire wiener” in the first place, so…