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Show Contentcaseyweederman@lemmy.ca91·4 months agoAlso, in the Apocrypha, childhood Jesus turned a kid he didn’t like into a tree. Quite possibly… a fig tree.
Show ContentTachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish4·4 months agoJesus was a little asshole. It’s pretty funny those works survived.
Show ContentMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world2·4 months agoJesus:i cast curse DM: roll to hit Jesus: nevermind i cast true polymorph DM: at? Jesus: that pesky SOB over there DM: the eight year old? Jesus: well now he’s a fig tree. DM: Jesus, dude… Jesus: I cast curse on the tree
Also, in the Apocrypha, childhood Jesus turned a kid he didn’t like into a tree. Quite possibly… a fig tree.
Jesus was a little asshole. It’s pretty funny those works survived.
Jesus:i cast curse
DM: roll to hit
Jesus: nevermind i cast true polymorph
DM: at?
Jesus: that pesky SOB over there
DM: the eight year old?
Jesus: well now he’s a fig tree.
DM: Jesus, dude…
Jesus: I cast curse on the tree