• ethaver@kbin.earth
    44·
    4 months ago

    a few weeks ago the cat jumped up on the couch behind me to start gagging right over my head. it was a whole new level of Audacity that I never even knew existed.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.caEnglish
      12·
      4 months ago

      my dog wakes me up standing over my face and gagging sometimes

      lovely way to start the day

    • M137@lemmy.world
      5·
      4 months ago

      Well, they see us collect their various excrements so I’m pretty sure some cats think we do that for eating later or whatever else. So they’re actually trying to be nice.

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
    13·
    4 months ago

    My dog - she was hacking and I let her out, she didn’t puke. Let her back in and she hurled all over the rug so I let her out, she seemed fine after puking and cleaned it then let her back in when the rug was cleaned and she puked on it again.

    I threw out the rug.

  • poweruser@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    111·
    4 months ago

    My old place had hardwood floors so the best place to barf, naturally, was in my slippers

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
      5·
      4 months ago

      At that point id just buy a tiny"puke" rug and change it out every few years.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
    4·
    4 months ago

    Yesterday I was sleeping and felt my cat “shaking” trying to puke lol just threw her to the floor poor baby. I’m feeling horrible but didn’t had to change my sheets at 3am

  • bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    4·
    4 months ago

    Our cat just puked on the bed blankets again… Why does she always pick the bed

  • lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz
    1·
    4 months ago

    Obviously they make a run for the carpet. How would you like to have puke splashing on your paws? /j

    • TheColonel@reddthat.com
      8·
      4 months ago

      Cats do this.

      It would be far preferable for them to puke on the tile.

      They do not.

          • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
            22·
            4 months ago

            Jesus fucking Christ, this is the most poorly designed comic I’ve ever seen. An egg shaped carpet. Fucking naturally. And why is he jumping off the tile counter to end up back on the counter, but now with a rug on it? Was this drawn with AI?

            • TheColonel@reddthat.com
              3·
              4 months ago

              You ain’t gonna hear any disagreements from me, I was only here to clarify.