• xxce2AAb@feddit.dk
    32·
    2 days ago

    “Well, lad. While I reckon there are easier ways to commit suicide, it’s a very short list.”

    “Oh sh-”

    • Albbi@lemmy.ca
      6·
      1 day ago

      I was thinking this was similar to Cohen the Barbarian from Discworld.

  • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
    15·
    2 days ago

    I would recognize that sword anywhere:

    “It was too big to be called a sword… Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw iron.”

  • ジン@quokk.auEnglish
    6·
    2 days ago

    I need that buster blade so bad