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Show ContentTriumph@fedia.io104·2 months agoAsk either guard: “If I asked the other guard which door led to the castle, what would they say?” The answer is always the door that leads to instant death; enter the other door.
Show Contentfartographer@lemmy.world34·2 months agoThen, rip both of them in half and knock down the safe door so that everyone after you immediately knows the safe route
Show ContentTriumph@fedia.io26·2 months agoIf you rip them both in half, then two of your party are cursed to be the next two truth/lie guards. Roll for unintended consequences.
Show Contentfartographer@lemmy.world15·2 months agoTime to rip the table, the DM, and everyone’s minifigs in half. It’s rippening time.
Show ContentTriumph@fedia.io12·2 months ago[sings]: I’d like to rip the world in half / for perfect disharmonyyyy!
Show ContentPunnyName@lemmy.world5·2 months agoI’m a fan of the revised Little Mermaid song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g
Show ContentCileTheSane@lemmy.ca12·2 months agoThe third guard stabs people who ask tricky questions.
Show Contentpsud@aussie.zoneEnglish1·1 month agohttps://xkcd.com/246/ Mobile: https://m.xkcd.com/246/
Ask either guard: “If I asked the other guard which door led to the castle, what would they say?” The answer is always the door that leads to instant death; enter the other door.
Then, rip both of them in half and knock down the safe door so that everyone after you immediately knows the safe route
If you rip them both in half, then two of your party are cursed to be the next two truth/lie guards. Roll for unintended consequences.
Time to rip the table, the DM, and everyone’s minifigs in half. It’s rippening time.
[sings]: I’d like to rip the world in half / for perfect disharmonyyyy!
I’m a fan of the revised Little Mermaid song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g
The guard replies “I don’t know for sure”.
The third guard stabs people who ask tricky questions.
I feel like this is an XKCD…
It is
https://xkcd.com/246/
Mobile: https://m.xkcd.com/246/