• mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    16 days ago

    HEY! HEY FUCKER! HEY! HEY CANOPENER! HEY!

    HEY PET ME <headbutts headbutts>

    HEY GIVE ME SCRITCHES <headbutts headbutts>

    YES YES YES

    GOOD

    GOOD

    WAIT FUCK NO ASSHOLE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE FUCK OFF I’M OUT

    <ten minutes pass>

    HEY FUCKER!