• DerpDerpingtonIsHere@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    2 years ago

    Have you met a golden retriever? They are the most general things known to man. You can give them an egg and their mouths won’t break it.

    • Zombiepirate@lemmy.worldEnglish
      21·
      2 years ago

      What happens when the bird lands on the dog’s eyes and scratches it? How confident are you that the dog won’t give a warning nip?

      Furthermore, mammal saliva is toxic to birds. This is stupid in more ways than one.