• DUMBASS@leminal.spaceEnglish
    11·
    2 months ago

    Gayman, ahhhAHHHHAAHHHHH
    Fighter of the nightman, ahhhAHHHHAAHHH
    Champion the sun, ahhhAHHHHAAHHHHH
    he’s a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

  • Jesus_666@lemmy.world
    11·
    2 months ago

    Power Word: Heel (turns the target evil)

    Firebald (flames burn off the hair of all targets within the AOE but do no further damage)

    Healing Wood (repairs damage to doors and furniture)

    Eldritch Dolt (a magical idiot shows up and tries to tackle the target)

    Misty Stop (allows you to teleport yourself to where you currently are)

    Rage Armor (increases your AC but makes you too angry to cast spells)

    Banding (see MtG rules, section 702.22)

    Wash (look, the barbarian needs it and he’s not gonna do it himself)

  • voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    11·
    2 months ago

    Pf2e’s new name for magic missile is shardstorm… ripe for the picking with this item

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      9·
      2 months ago

      I would like to buy like… 30 scrolls of Tenser’s Floating Dick please.

      • Derpykat5@ttrpg.network
        3·
        2 months ago

        You check the label and realize it actually says “Tenser’s floating Dikc”, but the salesman is already gone.

  • Cjwii@lemm.ee
    1·
    2 months ago

    Why is it not Grammarmancy?

  • Brutticus@lemm.ee
    1·
    1 month ago

    So no joke, our DM gave us this, only it was a dagger called the Rule Breaker. I cast Summon Mage, and summoned a wizard from a completely unconnected campaign.