• Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    3 months ago

    Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell - and they deserve it. Goats are assholes.

    • Broadfern@lemmy.worldEnglish
      18·
      3 months ago

      Goats are like if someone combined domestic cats with toddlers and gave the result horns and hooves.

      It takes a certain constitution to deal with them but they’re quite entertaining.

      • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        3 months ago

        The only goats I’ve known have all been little bastards that would always charge at me the MOMENT I took my eyes off them. It’s what they live for. The Weeping Angels of the animal kingdom.