• Lauchs@lemmy.world
    13·
    8 months ago

    I gave up on closing the bathroom door, which was fine when only my cat lived there.

    But eventually I got a serious gf and forgot that normal people shut the door while pooping. I can still hear her shriek as she walked by “WE’RE NOT THERE YET!”

      • Lauchs@lemmy.world
        3·
        8 months ago

        We became serious friends which was much better for us. (She also wanted, and now has, kids. I didn’t and don’t.) But I was one her bridesmaids/dude at her wedding.

  • fraksken@infosec.pub
    12·
    8 months ago

    “Dude, are you ok?” – cat probably

    Edit:Formatting

  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
    11·
    8 months ago

    I’ve also got a silver toilet guardian:

    Doesn’t scratch at the door, but miaows sadly and repeatedly and bumps into the door until let in.

    His need to be in the bathroom if there’s a person in there is so strong, he has recently learnt to operate door handles, to let himself in.