Blep

  • Parafaragaramus@infosec.pubEnglish
    91·
    1 year ago

    When I was a young cat,
    my owner took me to the vet. To get me neutered there.
    He said, “Cordelia, when you grow up, will you be,
    the scratcher of the sofa, the curtains and the sheets?”

  • Optional@lemmy.world
    31·
    1 year ago

    Cordeeeeeeliaaaaa

    You’re breakin my heart!

    You’re shakin’ my confidence dailyyyyyyy

    OOOoooohh OooH COrDeEEEELLIA