What kind of defeatist mentality is that? Come on. We can totally make this a thing.

Dictator Juice Box!

Now they get to tour heaven. It’s God’s will.

Don’t necessarily have to pick one. Both would solve it too.

I have zero doubts that people would be delicious.

I don’t understand how this can even be an issue with such strict gun control laws where citizens cannot own any weapons that are military caliber.

According to gun control advocates, they should be living completely free of violence of any kind.

4. There is a reason to raise defense levels of the East coast.

Not saying it’s likely, but within possible reason.

Look at this smart ass.