He’s a SHLOMP.
Look at him!
He’s clearly SHLOMP.
So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.
He’s a SHLOMP.
Look at him!
He’s clearly SHLOMP.
Not judging, if I had to lick my ass clean every time I went to the bathroom I’d stop doing it too.
That’s poop!
I remind myself daily that I am doing the absolutely most bare minimum to even survive, and that’s enough.
Buffy the weird ass ghoul tree slayer.


Mongolia was not on my card.


That’s a bunch of nice pictures of cats. Pictures of cats isn’t evidence. I’m sure you have a lot of cats. You asked for a lot of money. Care to explain what the money is going to do, and what receipts you are going to show for it?


Except rub it gently because I require it to function.


Well you seem like a legitimate sponsor then. Is this still about cats or your ego? Post the receipts, or stop asking for handouts.


Oh pictures of a bunch of cats. That proves everything.
Why do you need $100K? What will you do with that money? It says on your page that it’s “potentially” going to be used for some kind of cat sanctuary. What kind of documentation will you provide to show what you do with the money? Do you have actual documents or something you can show that can be verified instead of a bunch of cat videos? I can get a dozen cat videos myself and put them up and write a sob story, people literally do this shit all the time.
Sorry for being suspicious, but no, I’m not. I’ve seen this before. Show all the receipts, be transparent, and I’ll donate myself.
I am not after you, I am after scammers in general, and if you can prove your intentions, then sure we’ll donate. Otherwise, it sounds a lot like a scam.


I am confident that this is how textbook scams work. The mods already replied to this.
I can’t open that link by the way.
How is that even possible? Those are rock hewn blocks. Those are not molded, it’s not brick, even if it’s brick, that’s not how bricks work.


Man I hate to be that guy but there’s three cats in the first pic, two dark and one white and dark, and in the second pic there’s four cats, two grey striped and two black and white.
I’m sure this is legit and all, but when people straight up ask for money…
The mods received proof of some kind? I’d need some more verification for certain, this is not enough reason to send anyone money.
Edit:
Goal: CAD $100,000
Uhhh… For what?
Help TRN in Corfu and eventually a sanctuary
🌟 Meet Our Furry Friends
Hey everyone! I’m reaching out to you from Corfu, a beautiful island in Greece. It’s here that we face a bit of a crisis with stray cats. 😺🍃 The situation is dire – there are so many strays and the government hasn’t provided funds for sterilisation this year. This has led to an overpopulation problem that’s hard to manage.
But here’s where you come in! I already have a little family of cats at my place – sweet souls who found their way into our hearts and lives. We care deeply about them but also want to help the others we encounter. 🙏🐾
I’ve been dreaming about building a sanctuary, an actual home for these kitties right here on Corfu. A space where they can live in peace without worrying about hunger or danger from cars and other elements. But it’s going to take some serious effort – and money! 😓💰
This is written by ChatGPT by the way.
“Help TRN in Corfu and eventually a sanctuary”
Eventually a sanctuary? You want $100,000 CAD, for finding some cats in a bag? That don’t match the pictures? For what exactly, were you planning on outlining that at all? “Eventually a sanctuary”? This is a textbook scam.
I designed a concept around six different boxes that all had two openings, one front one back, and it would shoot furry balls (think something like tennis balls) along the ground into the hole of the next box, where it would be caught (there’s two ball slots per box (there’s always one ball in the box) and they are spring loaded so they can get shot out in front or in back) and you’d put them in like a hexagon of sorts, and then they’d shoot these balls at each other, and the cat, presumably, would try to catch them.
One of the boxes had a voltage set too high and now I’m not allowed around cats no more.
Crazy cat I buy, but are you really a Lady is what I’m wondering.
I spread love everywhere I go.
Except in some places, where I sprinkle it with a little violence.
I live in a card board box. It’s been smelling like piss since October last year.
Not really true. (the Roman misunderstanding part)