What is her name and can you share a story about her with us? Our love to you both
What is her name and can you share a story about her with us? Our love to you both
Bravo! Although, I repeated it to my dog and she seemed offended…
Source: I speak dog
Oh yeah?? Say three words in dog!
TELL ME THEIR NAME! And then tell them that I love them!!! Give them a sneak-attack-kiss from me
Thank you!
For my first act as presledent, I’m gonna lick all these snails and wait for a brain parasite! For my Vase presledent, I choose the angry duck. Also, we’re married now. The duck is my wife and she’s still angry.
A vote for me is a vote!
Because.
Thank you for attending my TedTalk
Lord knows mine do *helicopter and machine gun sounds*
Happy birthday you adorable shaggy muppet
Hi Pope Ruby! I love you
They started the Church of England so that the king could get a divorce. Now they’re probably gonna start the Church of New England to force their wives to stay with their toxic asses.
Unlikely to happen considering Mike Tyson’s relationship with Alex Jones.
Now THAT, I’d fucking watch. The Bowlympics. Smoke a bowl, then do your best!
God, I really hope this doesn’t come to be. No offense to the people excited by it, and I totally get the appeal, but this would damage society so much. People taking performance enhancers, especially to extreme levels, put themselves insanely at risk medically. If this gets normalized, it’ll only be a matter of time before it becomes mainstream to bet on blowouts, heart attacks, roid rage scandals, etc. At that point, it’ll essentially be a tiny leap away from the game shows of Running Man, and then I’ll lose all faith in humanity.
Talking 'bout hey meow hey meow! hey meow hey meow! Aiko Aiko sunny day! Jock-a-mo fee-line an da day, Jock-a-no fee-na nay!
Don’t question it, he might say something even more stupid.
I bet I can guess how the Mayan king died: somebody stopped him.
The Hunt for Red Cocktober
They can’t discuss non-white genocide without getting a boner and tweaking their nipples
That is an adorable name and I wish all of you the comfort you need and Navi the health she deserves. As painful as it can be for you, being with Navi makes it less painful for her. I cuddled my dog extra tight last night thinking about Navi.