DM: Instead of leaves, the forest is covered in what appears to be goose down.

Okay but can you please explain how it is not for sits, given that it is unequivocally made of warm?

It’s not actually that much to learn when you realize that the core rules are pretty simple, and all of the rules are pretty much just suggestions to help you wing it.

I’ve brought players into my games before who know literally nothing about it and they just figure it out on the fly.

DMing is a little more demanding, but it’s the same deal: You just need to know the basics, and then you mostly wing it.

I got by with one set until I started DMing. Ever since then, dice make up about 70% of my carbon footprint.