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I never realized Dorothy suffered from nominative determinism.
Just a bridgeman doing his thing.
I never realized Dorothy suffered from nominative determinism.
But one of those is fireball and I have metamagic so…
Him and Alexander are two bright spots in an extremely dark world.
Oh, what have we here? Very well, let us both learn together.
Don’t tease me.
For anyone who doesn’t know, Viserys’ death at the hand of Khal Drogo was inspired by Crassus’ alleged method of execution.
Actually it was invented by Crassus, Rome’s richest man, who was one of the triumvirate with caesar and pompey.
Gelatinous diamond just doesn’t sound right.
You aim too low.
I cast
And the wizard points out that the brain is actually mostly fat and the barbarian is like 0% body fat so…
Thats not fair. Gizmo became a vampire and then decided he’d rather be human.
The face you make when you know you packed tuna fish but the wife packed peanut butter and you pull out a peanut butter sandwich.
Imagine being the halfling-giant and you’re just some normal guy.
Found the bard. ^
Mel Brooks dun goofed.
Probably not since Patrick Stewart plays King Richard in Men in Tights. Mel Brooks probably added it for the absurdity.
Level 3. Harry can’t even get that first feat.
Over at /c/TenForward we call this “pulling a Harry Kim”.
Horse manure isn’t bad. It’s fairly dry and compact in nuggets. I would be more worried about the horse piss, they piss literally gallons at a time.