That’s actually the nice leather couch with a gross covering on it to prevent kitten claws from destroying it…but he has definitely claimed the bed.
As for Missouri, besides the fact that it is a terrible place, I don’t think that law is new, I think it’s just an old terrible Midwest law.
It seems like you should be able to get a divorce due to bunches of reasons… besides 7 years and such, along with the desire to marry an Eastern European woman AND a restraining order. I feel for you
That sir is a distinguished gentleman and where the cell tells him to sit in where he sits.