DreamButt

I tried this in first grade once. The teacher was not a fan lol

meh. This is HIGHLY table dependent. Some groups want deep narrative drama. Others just wanna get high on the confiscated goods and smash goblin face

Imo most of these are just a bad group match. Having friction in groups makes for GREAT RP but only with the right groups

Thinking about my 3.5 gestalted murder hobo days

What do you get for remembering what happened last session?

Turn around bc I forgot my water

Rule of funny

I too have a demon princess in my house

Just learned about this the other day. What an amazingly stupid yet perfectly hilarious bit of lore

worrying about balance is another literalism imo. You can make anything fun and enjoyable with the right story, items, and creativity

Taking thing literally (especially in an RP game) just shows a lake of creativity. Table top books like DND have always been a framework to give you ideas. everything else is between you and the players

Nah it’s an arbitrary window determined by your DM’s level of patience

Reminds me of that time my friend tried to show me an R rated anime (no it wasn’t hentia) during draft night

Shut up and getting castin’ wizard. These biscuits ain’t gonna season themselves

I’ve had cats before that have conviced all the neighbors they’re starving. They’d go to each house in turn to spend a night there before coming home

They know what they’re doing

So my partner and I “picked” our cat in that we went to a shelter and looked at different cats. But what really happened is our now cat saw me, meowed, and aggressively rubbed on me when we opened the cage. The attendent was shocked because she never liked anyone touching her before

So really even when you get a cat the cat still picks you

Yeah I mean if they want to walk around in dented and blood-rusted armour who are we to stop them

Don’t you know that corners have demons only cats can perceive?

Or that’s what my cat tells me anyway. She’s always attacking corners

My cat would claw my eyes out before letting me strangle her with a tiny scarf

Smdh. Need to get an accomodating keyboard you abelist