We got one of these hoodies for our dog, and I think he might actually like wearing it, and he hates most clothes

There’s gotta be a point where stuff can’t be failed. It just feels bad as a player if you tell me that I can’t figure out where the Sahara desert is when I’m standing right next to it.

Oh this sounds like fun! Plus my drawing is bad enough that it’s bound to be cryptic… and maybe tending toward the not super useful which fits the OP perfectly lol

This is so mean, I can just imagine a card being written for this that is extremely long and only in the last sentence does it say “requires attunement”

I gotta say, that’s a pretty good useless item

The dragon is barely a threat! Can’t be bigger than a hatchling!

There is really no accounting for style.

Plus it’s so much fun to appreciate the finer details and minutiae in D&D!

I like things that players would have fun with, but aren’t “useful” in the sense that it becomes a utility item they’re using every game. Something that can be a joke!

Not against items that have use either

I bet they wish they got a picture for proof

Not that good you say?

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Then the barbarians can get immunity!

For reference, I definitely did mean my comment as a joke, and I hope folks know that I am not advocating for this DM vs player style of gameplay.

P.S. how do you make an instance agnostic comment link?

Fuck it, spells with CON saves only from now on

I appreciate you posting no matter the frequency!

Oh fair enough, I didn’t actually know what happens at level 20 for clerics.

Could make a third happy panel where you’re level 20 and rolling for divine intervention