It’s a grey, I’ve never met one that wasn’t a ridiculous ham

That’s just resting cat face. If you open the door he’ll come in and be chill.

That old man looks happy to have someone to care for him. Once he clears his FeLV and FIV tests and is dewormed I’m sure he’ll be thrilled to live inside.

That’s kittens for you

One summer I pulled all of the furniture in our bedroom about 18in out from the walls so I could more quickly catch and remove the 3am rodent deliveries.

The same cat would bring a mouse to any houseguest we hosted for more than a day or two. I had to warn them to prepare for a 3-4am welcome present.

If you really want to make his day give him a folded towel that overlaps part of the vent.

We had a folded bath mat covering half of the vent in our back bathroom to give better airflow in the room just before it and one of our cats used to spend half the winter sleeping on it.

Ah the classic armpit cat

I expected this to end in “NANANANANANANANA BATMAN” at some point and I’m disappointed.